Ten reasons to be Dutch
Door: Marijn
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07 Oktober 2006 | Verenigde Staten, Washington, D. C.
Even een leuk grapje tussendoor:
TEN RESONS TO BE DUTCH !?
1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
3. a. You can legally kill yourself
b. You can legally be killed
4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital.....
6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.
7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbours.
9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.
en nog een...
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH:
1. You can smoke dope legally.
2. You can have sex with a prostitute legally.
3. You can be a prostitute legally.
4. You can be completely offensive to everyone and explain that it's just the famous Dutch "straightforwardness".
5. You can go abroad and take the piss out of everyone else in Dutch and they won't understand you, except in Belgium where they're too stupid to understand you.
6. You can live in a country so far under sea level, you get the bends when leaving.
7. You have automatic immunity from any law while riding a bicycle, including most laws of physics and logic.
8. Tall Blondes.
9. You can have sex with a tall blonde prostitute while smoking dope.
10. You can spend half your life outside Holland telling everyone how in The Netherlands you can have sex with a tall blonde prostitute while smoking dope, but you never have, because that's just for tourists.
Toch waar of niet ;)
TEN RESONS TO BE DUTCH !?
1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
3. a. You can legally kill yourself
b. You can legally be killed
4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital.....
6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.
7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbours.
9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.
en nog een...
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH:
1. You can smoke dope legally.
2. You can have sex with a prostitute legally.
3. You can be a prostitute legally.
4. You can be completely offensive to everyone and explain that it's just the famous Dutch "straightforwardness".
5. You can go abroad and take the piss out of everyone else in Dutch and they won't understand you, except in Belgium where they're too stupid to understand you.
6. You can live in a country so far under sea level, you get the bends when leaving.
7. You have automatic immunity from any law while riding a bicycle, including most laws of physics and logic.
8. Tall Blondes.
9. You can have sex with a tall blonde prostitute while smoking dope.
10. You can spend half your life outside Holland telling everyone how in The Netherlands you can have sex with a tall blonde prostitute while smoking dope, but you never have, because that's just for tourists.
Toch waar of niet ;)
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07 Oktober 2006 - 13:07
Julia:
jawel... maar ik heb nog nooit een hoer geneukt met een joint in me bek en ik heb ook nog nooit mijn vingers in een dijk gestopt en ik heb ook nog nooit de duitsers de schuld gegeven... maar ik vind belgen wel dom... dus het klopt... belgen haha met hun prikwater stel onbenullen
kus kus julia -
07 Oktober 2006 - 14:06
Dickker:
Grappig om te lezen van "the dykes". Een "dyke" is ook een synoniem voor een lesbische vrouw.
Dus als ik mijn vinger daarin stop red ik de wereld? :D I love being Dutchy! -
07 Oktober 2006 - 15:00
Liberte:
HAHAHAHAHAHA dusss zo denken ze over ons he...DUSSSSS ;)
gelukkig neuk ik nooit lange blonde hoeren terwijl ik een joint rook...;)
ze hebben helaas wel een beetje gelijk :P
Najaaa ik heb er heel hard om gelachen..domme amerikanen ook soms :P alsof wij de duitsers van alles de schuld geven....(a)
Najaaa soms ;) maar dat mag toch wel eens...;););)
Love to hear from you soon en heel veel plezier vanavond...laat je jamie wel ff op het podium staan :D
Kusjeeee
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09 Oktober 2006 - 18:36
Essie:
hahaha dit is wel mooi om te lezen :D sommige dingen kloppen natuurlijk wel, vooral dat belgen dom zijn :D maar tof stukje haha :D spreek je snel, kus es
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